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Studio 69
Aug
4
to Aug 5

Studio 69

🍹 STUDIO 69, a pansexual amuse-bouche by Marquis de Shade 🍹

💋 Dearlings you keep asking for more 69 and you're going to get it! The studio opens again August 4th for a kiki pre-party to kickoff a Cocktail D’Amore weekend at SOUNDS 💋

🌅 Get intimate all night with decadent revelry, hedonistic music, and a sunrise versaçe to get you in the mood 🌅

👯‍ Entry is €5 and the party ends just in time to cross the ufer, skip the queue, and after in the Griessmeuhle garten so don’t forget a costume change 👯‍

🎶 SELECTORS 🎶

👠 0000-0300 Johannes D. Täufer 👠
https://soundcloud.com/mis-shapes/daytime-disco

♋ 0300-0700 6+9 Music Factory ♋ 
(AKA Marquis de Shade + Yrzck)
https://soundcloud.com/yrzck/summer-mix-2018

💎 0700-CLOSE Stella Zekri 💎
https://soundcloud.com/stella-zekri-ouiddir/myfirstrecordedset-warm-up-chill-vibes-records-only

💅 DOOR by Chia-Chia Hsu 💅
💄 HOSTING by Dan Saniski 💄
🍻 DRINKS by Saya 🍻
💖 GOOD VIBES by YOU 💖

STUDIO 69 is a QUEER SPACE that's safe for everyone! NO queerphobia, transphobia, misogyny, racism, homophobia, or any other discrimination will be tolerated.

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Season 3, Episode 3: Queer As Punk
Aug
3
to Aug 4

Season 3, Episode 3: Queer As Punk

Doors - 21:00 // Show - 22:00 // Admission - 5€ // Venue - Bei Craft

SEASON 3, EPISODE 3: QUEER AS PUNK

In case anyone forgot, PUNK is queer as fuck — which is to say, PUNK as an ideal stands for the radical dismantling of our oppressors, which is QUEER AS FUCK. This week, the Housewives are on hand to preach the virtues of true punk in all its messy, anti-patriarchal glory. So prepare to have your morals challenged, your beliefs questioned, and a lot of aggressively-queer agendas rammed down your throat (which may or may not be a euphemism, let's see). 

STARRING: Viagra Falls, Cheryl Offoffoff-BroadwayWhere is FannyCollapsella, & Marquis de Shade

[words by Jake Indiana / design Fábio M Silva]


Follow The Real Housewives of Neukölln:
FACEBOOK //
https://www.facebook.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
INSTAGRAM //
www.instagram.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
YOUTUBE //
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnEw1e_7kiBo3fF4tVRBoOw
SOUNDCLOUD//
https://soundcloud.com/housewife-records

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Aug
2
to Aug 3

Queer*East // Festival of Literature, Music, Performance

  • Literarisches Colloquium Berlin (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

»We have to shout: “Pink!” or “Rainbow!” only to be noticed and to slowly muscle in to get an equal position. In which the pink should become natural, neutral, transparent. As it is.« (Jacek Dehnel: Transparent Pink, Statement for Queer*East*Festival).

What does leading a queer life mean in Poland, Bosnia or Russia today? Where and how, between the internet and government censorship, does this life take place? How has art that addresses gay issues evolved in Central and Eastern European countries in the recent past? Is there such a thing as “queer literature“ in the first place – and what might it look like? And do art and literature have a special responsibility when authoritarian power seeks to marginalize “other” identities? Queer Writing from Central and Eastern Europe shall be the main focus of our festival, Queer*East. The LCB has invited writers and artists from 15 countries to Berlin, to discuss literature in its societal context and significance. Brief statements have been collected in a booklet – and we are all invited to share experiences, hopes and strategies: three summer days with discussions, readings, music, and performances at the Wannsee.

Was bedeutet es heute, in Polen, Bosnien oder Russland ein queeres Leben zu führen? Wo und wie gestaltet sich dieses Leben im Spannungsfeld von Internet und Zensur? Wie hat sich Kunst, die sich mit Homo-Themen beschäftigt, in den Ländern Mittel- und Osteuropas in den letzten Jahren entwickelt? Gibt es überhaupt so etwas wie queere Literatur – und wie sähe die aus? Und wenn autoritäre Macht „andere“ Lebensformen an den Rand der Gesellschaft drängen will: Haben Kunst und Literatur dann eine besondere Verantwortung und Aufgabe? Queeres Schreiben in Mittel-, Ost- und Südosteuropa steht im Zentrum unseres Queer*East-Festivals. Das LCB hat Schriftsteller*innen und andere Künstler*innen aus 15 Ländern nach Berlin eingeladen, um über Literatur, ihre gesellschaftliche Bedingtheit und Bedeutung zu diskutieren. Kurze Statements unserer Gäste sind in einem Festival-Reader versammelt -- wir alle sind eingeladen, Erfahrungen, Hoffnungen und Strategien auszutauschen. Drei Sommertage mit Diskussionen, Lesungen, Musik und Performances am Wannsee.

// August 1st //
19.30h Opening // Introduction Flourish / Eröffnungstusch by Friederike Jäger // Opening speech by Murathan Mungan // Music & performance with Friederike Jäger und Johannes von Dassel // Food and drinks
Entrance free!

// August 2nd //
10.30h Introduction // 11h Panel 1: A look at the conditions of queer writing, publishing and reception // 14.30h Panel 2: Literature and activism: the place of queer writing in society // 17h performance with Misha Badasyan und Abdulsalam Ajaj // 19.30h readings, short films & The Real Housewives Of Neukölln 
8/5 Euros

// August 3rd //
13h lunch & swim // 14.30h Panel 3: The gay cangaroo: queer topics in children´s and young adult literature // 16h coffee & performance // 16.30h Panel 4: The traditions, influences and role models of queer writing // 19.30h readings and performances // 21h concert Damir Imamovic // 22h Dancefloor LCB with Justin Case & Open Mike (pEt sHOp bEARs)
8/5 Euros

Festival Ticket: 12/10 Euros

with: Abdulsalam Ajaj, Cennet AlkanZsófia BánMischa BadasyanJürgen BauerNikolaj BojkovLavinia BranișteTraude Bührmann, Ebru Nihan Celkan, Johannes von Dassel (Jchj V. Dussel), Neringa Dangvydė, Jacek DehnelLarysa Denysenko, Marie Feryna, Karen-Susan FesselSamanta Gorzelniak, Manny de Guerre, Patricia Hempel, Fabian Hischmann, Kristina Hočevar, Ulrich Hub, Damir Imamovic, Uladzislaŭ Ivanoŭ, Friederike JägerLejla Kalamujic, Sergey Khazov-Cassia, Johannes KramBojan KrivokapićGabriele LeupoldKristof Magnusson, Murathan Mungan, Maxi ObexerLeonie Ott, Dino Pesut, Katharina RaabeKarol RadziszewskiAdi SchiopNatalka Sniadanko, Gulya Sultanowa, Angela SteideleThe Real Housewives Of Neukölln and Karlis Verdins

Ein Projekt des LCB in Kooperation mit Christiane BauermeisterTradukiQuarteeraHannchen Mehrzweck StiftungSiegessäuleAuswärtiges Amt

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UNITY Pride 2018 | The Official Berlin CSD MAIN PARTY
Jul
28
to Jul 29

UNITY Pride 2018 | The Official Berlin CSD MAIN PARTY

U N I T Y P R I D E
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The Official Main Party of Berlin Pride produced by:
MEMBERS | GMF Berlin | TrashEra | Goys N‘ Birls | Chantals House Of Shame | The Real Housewives Of Neukölln | MALEparty | Komfortzone 

🏳️‍🌈 Proud Supporter of Berliner CSD e.V. 🏳️‍🌈

L I N E U P
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TBA - GET YOUR CHEAP BLIND TICKET NOW! 


2018 marks the 40th year of the Berlin CSD, now attracting 750.000 visitors and participants annually to the undisputed German gay, lesbian & trans capital.
Unity Floats produced by GMF and Goys N´Birls will participate in the legendary parade & demonstration commencing at noon on Kurfürstendamm and transitioning into a massive outdoor political rally, show-stage and street fair in the Tiergarten near the Brandenburg Gate. 
In the evening the Unity Party returns to Funkhaus for a second year, following a sensational debut as official CSD Party in 2017. For an event of this size and format, the setting and location are virtually unmatched in the city The historical halls, ballrooms and garages of the former East German broadcasting headquarters now host some of Berlin´s most innovative and eclectic cultural events, concerts and fairs.

The Unity Team salutes and strongly supports this year´s CSD Motto:
My Body (Mein Körper)
My Identity (Meine Identität)
My Life (Mein Leben)

The freedom to live your life as who you choose to be without fear of violence or discrimination and hate is your given right. We celebrate diversity in our society and shout out for mutual respect and acceptance between all human beings. The 7 brands hosting this year´s Unity party have forged their diversities to create a sublime and powerful pride celebration—Unique, as they all are and Memorable as they all come together. Unity


TICKETS
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https://www.funkhaus.events/produkte/131-tickets-unity-pride-2018-funkhaus-berlin-berlin-am-28-07-2018 

THE BIGGEST PRIDE EVENT - EVER!

#UNITYpride #Berlin #gaypride #berlinpride #CSDBerlin #LGTB#Ehefüralle #loveislove #prideweekend

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Season 3, Episode 2: Kids TV
Jul
20
to Jul 21

Season 3, Episode 2: Kids TV

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEUKÖLLN have returned with Season 3 of their infamous trash drag cabaret sketch show. LOCATION CHANGE: the show is now making its home at BEI CRAFT every other Friday!!

SEASON 3, EPISODE 2: KIDS TV

Break out your juice boxes and keep your eyes glued to the small screen - it’s time for the Housewives’ Kids TV Show! The kooky, colorful world of children’s programming is the ideal way to get caught up on all the lessons you need to succeed in this world, it’s as easy as MDMA! Er, sorry, ABC! Get ready for singalongs, games, and more than a few giggles!

STARRING: CollapsellaWhere is Fanny, Viagra Falls, Ida Entity, & Marquis de Shade

DOORS: 21:00
SHOW: 22:00
ADMISSION: €5

Due to wonderful neighbours, the show MUST start by 22:00, come early and grab a seat - space is limited!

[words by Jake Indiana / design Fábio M Silva]


Follow The Real Housewives of Neukölln:
FACEBOOK //
https://www.facebook.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
INSTAGRAM //
www.instagram.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
YOUTUBE //
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnEw1e_7kiBo3fF4tVRBoOw
SOUNDCLOUD//
https://soundcloud.com/housewife-records

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The OTHER Lab #14
Jul
13
to Jul 14

The OTHER Lab #14

No, not THAT Lab. The OTHER Lab, a space for performance art and experimentation hosted by Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay! Marquis and Sabine bring you a selection of performers both new and experienced in Neukölln's infamous queer bar Café Futuro every other Friday.

The OTHER Lab encourages artists from various disciplines to experiment with the methods in which they engage performance in a safe space. Are you ready for your stage debut? Get in touch and we'll make it happen!

The show starts promptly at 2100, performances TBA!

Suggested donation of €5 at the door.

We want you to feel comfortable with us regardless of gender, religion, class, or sexual orientation. The OTHER Lab is a safe space against queerphobia, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, racism, and other forms of discrimination.

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Studio 69
Jul
7
to Jul 8

Studio 69

🍹 STUDIO 69, a pansexual apéritif by Marquis de Shade 🍹

💋 The studio is open once again for a kiki pre-party to kickoff a Cocktail D’Amore weekend at SOUNDS 💋

💃 For this edition Sherø and the Marquis will be serving you Classic House, Disco, and Summer Vibes 💃

🌅 Get intimate all night with decadent revelry, hedonistic music, and a sunrise surprise to get you in the mood 🌅

👯‍ Entry is €5 and the party ends just in time to cross the ufer, skip the queue, and after in the Griessmeuhle garten so don’t forget a costume change 👯‍

🎶 SELECTORS 🎶

🌴 0000-0300 Sherø 🌴
https://www.mixcloud.com/sheromusic/

👑 0300-0600 Marquis de Shade 👑
https://soundcloud.com/egardepe/sets/mixes

♋ 0600-CLOSE 6+9 Music Factory ♋
https://soundcloud.com/egardepe/69-music-factory-studio-69-megamix

DOOR by Chia-Chia Hsu
HOSTING by Dan Saniski
GOOD VIBES by YOU

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Cuntinuum presents HOT COCK Festival
Jul
6
to Jul 7

Cuntinuum presents HOT COCK Festival

CUNTINUUM presents HOT COCK FESTIVAL

There are nearly 7.5 billion humans on planet Earth, but only white cishet men seem to make the (turn)tables turn.

Join us as we parody the HOT COCKS of the past and continue on our path to #cuntify the future!


MUSIC====

3MANYDJS

TIESTONATOR

SUPERSTAR KUNST DJ Collapsella
https://collapsella.bandcamp.com/
https://www.mixcloud.com/collapsella/

FAKEBOY SLIM
https://soundcloud.com/dj-squish-kibosh

ELON MASC

& more

LIVE PERFORMANCES=====

featuring

Gaff E 
https://www.facebook.com/MCGaffE/
http://www.gaff-e.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHo-_OeEL08

My Bad Sister
http://mybadsister.com/
https://www.facebook.com/mybadsister/

Daft Spunk

The Poodigy

& more TBA

FRIDAY the 6th of JULY
at
Loophole Berlin
Boddinstraße 60

5€ Entrance Fee
Doors open @10PM

Best Festival In The World Ever.
Proven Fact.

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Season 3, Episode 1: Ye Olde Medieval Housewives
Jul
6
9:00 PM21:00

Season 3, Episode 1: Ye Olde Medieval Housewives

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEUKÖLLN have returned with Season 3 of their infamous trash drag cabaret sketch show, now making its home at Café Futuro every other Friday!!

SEASON 3, EPISODE 1: YE OLDE MEDIEVAL HOUSEWIVES

The Housewives are belted, gartered, and ready to get Medieval on your ass. Join them for an evening honoring the Dark Ages; the glorious era that gave us feudalism, the Black Death, and some truly amazing headpieces. Come crush a cup of wine or three and and let these chanteuses sing thy praises!

STARRING: CollapsellaCheryl Offoffoff-BroadwayWhere is Fanny, Viagra Falls, & Ida Entity

DOORS: 21:00
SHOW: 22:00
ADMISSION: €5

Due to wonderful neighbours, the show MUST start by 22:00, come early and grab a seat - space is limited!

[words Jake Indiana / design Fábio M Silva]


Follow The Real Housewives of Neukölln:
FACEBOOK //
https://www.facebook.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
INSTAGRAM //
www.instagram.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
YOUTUBE //
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnEw1e_7kiBo3fF4tVRBoOw
SOUNDCLOUD//
https://soundcloud.com/housewife-records

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Spring Breakers by Jurassica Parka
Jun
29
to Jun 30

Spring Breakers by Jurassica Parka

🏵️SPRING BREAKERS by Jurassica Parka🏵️
- fresh faces, new talents for SchwuZ-

HOUSE & TECHNO: Badkat, KVRT, Renato Brandao, Carmen 16, Danny Paco, sciarada

POP: Superstar Kunst DJ Collapsella, Shiaz Legz, Cheryl, Francis, bae2bae, Anxious G, Tante Renate

🏵️🏵️🏵️ Sprinkle, sprinkle little stars – once again we're getting ready to throw some fresh faces in the game! This time, the queen of the scene Jurassica Parka will be the mentor of the night. 
Again a selection of promising newcomers at SchwuZ will be spicing up the mix. Come and join us when we fight the winter's cold! 🏵️🏵️🏵️

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The OTHER Lab #13
Jun
29
to Jun 30

The OTHER Lab #13

No, not THAT Lab. The OTHER Lab, a space for performance art and experimentation hosted by Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay! Marquis and Sabine bring you a selection of performers both new and experienced in Neukölln's infamous queer bar Café Futuro every other Friday.

The OTHER Lab encourages artists from various disciplines to experiment with the methods in which they engage performance in a safe space. Are you ready for your stage debut? Get in touch and we'll make it happen!

The show starts promptly at 2100, performances by:

Starfruit Powerhouse
bleach.live
Dan Saniski
The Mask
Sabine Jay

Entry is €5 at the door.

We want you to feel comfortable with us regardless of gender, religion, class, or sexual orientation. The OTHER Lab is a safe space against queerphobia, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, racism, and other forms of discrimination.

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High Heels Walking Tour #5/Go East with Cher Nobyl
Jun
23
12:00 PM12:00

High Heels Walking Tour #5/Go East with Cher Nobyl

Berlin's exclusive socialist high heels tour is back on the grid this summer, hosted by Frau Nobyl and special guests !!!

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"Learn" the history behind the Cold War while you sightsee on this 2-hours high heels walking tour of East Berlin. Led by Cher Nobyl and extra special guest Marquis de Shade (The Real Housewives of Neukölln), explore the Cold War capital of spies, secret police, and exciting escapes. Visit the Berlin Wall memorial, see the Stasi headquarters, and stand at the place where the Wall fell in 1989. You might not learn everything about East Berlin but you're sure to work those legs and have a fab time!
*Bring your best high heels and walk the socialist walk!
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Открой для себя загадочную историю Холодной Войны во время 2х часового тура по Восточному берлину. Под надзором Чер Нобыль узнай о секретной полиции, шпионах и потрясающих историях побегах из Восточного Берлина. Вы сможете посетить мемориал Берлинской Стены, Штаб-квартиру Штази и место где в 1989 году рухнула Берлинская Стена. Даже если вы не узнаете все о Восточном Берлине, Вы насладитесь потрясающей прогулкой! 
*Возьмите с собой ваши лучшие туфли на каблуках и пройдитесь маршем социализма.

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Betty's Barely Lit Backroom Boozer - by TRHON
Jun
22
to Jun 23

Betty's Barely Lit Backroom Boozer - by TRHON

Doors - 9 PM // Performances - All Night Long Baby // Entrance - Free (Donations Welcome) 

BETTY'S BARELY LIT BACKROOM BOOZER is an immersive piece of experimental theater by THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEUKÖLLN where the audience controls the story line and crafts their own unique evening. 

Join The Housewives for a cocktail or two in their homage to Berlin's infamous establishment Eldorado, a cosy bar-restaurant home to “amusements with dancing of a homosexual nature”. Betty's Barely Lit Backroom Boozer is an evocative recreation of Weimar Berlin - the dark sordid corners, the blurred lines of gender and sexuality and a gritty realness that defined Berlin in the 1920’s.

[This performance piece runs in tandem with the art festival 48H Neukölln]


Follow The Real Housewives of Neukölln:

FACEBOOK //
https://www.facebook.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
INSTAGRAM //
www.instagram.com/therealhousewivesofneukolln/
YOUTUBE //
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnEw1e_7kiBo3fF4tVRBoOw
SOUNDCLOUD//
https://soundcloud.com/housewife-records

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Queeerdos
Jun
19
to Jun 20

Queeerdos

Queerdos- a new concept with spoken word and live music featuring artists from the Berlin queer community. 

For the first edition, our theme relates to identity :" I'm queer! I'm stronger!"

We're here, we're queer, we're fabulous don't mess with us!

Join us on Tuesday/ June 19th for performances by:
ANTHONY DE BONO
ODE MILK
FÁBIO M SILVA
CAT JUGRAVU
++music set CARMEN16 {LECKEN}

*scroll down for bios + links


Anthony de Bono
Anthony is an Australian Berlin Based artist, Their interdisciplinary practice explores ideas and notions of the body through a constant questioning and deconstruction of societal structures and personal experiences.

Through a utilization of action and gestural response Anthony responds to perceptions of themselves, notions of intimacy, desire and beauty. Often culminating in durational performance
works and ephemeral installations, inviting a further collaborative practice and exchange with other artists, which references and responds to the current social and political climate.

Anthony has exhibited, performed and been included in a variety of exhibitions and publications both locally and internationally.
https://www.instagram.com/anthonydebono/

Ode Milk 
is Swedish singer/songwriter and has not only a string of robust singles and a brilliantly-conceived EP under their belt, but an enormous array of celebrated performance work, both collaborative and solo. 

Now based in Berlin, one can expect them to find their work in every strata of the city's Bohemian art scene, appearing everywhere from venerable DIY-spaces
to the internationally-renowned Hamburger Banhof Museum of Modern Art. 

Their work has been heralded by the likes of i-D, Highsnobiety, OUT.com, and King Kong Magazine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkTXTMaY7Xo
https://www.facebook.com/odemilkmusic/

Fábio M Silva
s a portuguese fashion designer and multidisciplinary artist based in Berlin.

In the fields of performance, live art, music and visual arts, Fábio's work is mostly autobiographical and raises questions of identity and deconstruction of normativity.

He has developed several solo performance pieces, most notably the seminal piece FLÓPERA™ and the ongoing series OMNIPRESENT, as well as occasional collaborations with Australian performer Anthony de Bono.

In 2016, under the alias Collapsella he co-founded The Real Housewives Of Neukölln, a post-drag collective with whom he performs and DJs on a regular basis.

http://fabiomsilvastudio.com/

Cat Jugravu
lives and creates in Berlin. His work is reflective and reflexive. It is highly biographic and transformative, under various forms and performative aesthetics. It involves noticing patterns and asking how one’s own world view, values, ideology, biases create the social reality. It is based in Dance, Theatre, Performing Art, Drag and it is always queer.
Since 2015 he has been sharing the spotlight and his body with Cher Nobyl, post-nuclear drag queen moderator priestess actress martyr alter ego. Her work is a reactionary act towards nowadays moral and social decline, thus adding a third dimension to Cat’s artistic process. Cher Nobyl is also his foreplay with gender and its subversive character.
***Rumor has it that prior to this event, the artist will launch his webpage. Until then he recommends the fan page of his counter part Cher Nobyl

https://www.facebook.com/chernobylberlin/
https://www.instagram.com/catalyst3k/

+CARMEN16 [Lecken] before/after the performances
https://soundcloud.com/car_men_16

6-8€ (pay what you can) *

People wearing colour get in for less*

no racism/ no sexism/ no homophobia/ no transphobia*

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Venganza
Jun
16
to Jun 17

Venganza

THESE THINGS THAT TIME

We are at it again, this time ready to welcome the summer with our official opening of the tent outside
Expect nothing but the best sound in the most welcoming atmosphere

Continuing with our principle of inviting a different artist every edition to make the image and installation for the party, this edition we decided to invite none other but the GENIUS of Pindaros Andriopoulos !

As usual, every body, soul and mind is welcome to the party, just BE NICE!

// LINE UP \\

INSIDE

LEE DOUGLAS (ESP Institute, Editions Disco , BER/NYC)

https://soundcloud.com/lee-douglas

Matisa ( The Naked Dance, IT)

https://soundcloud.com/matisaofficial

Joey QuiñonesVvicky (Venganza)

https://soundcloud.com/joeyquinonesnyc

https://soundcloud.com/vvickyyy


OUTSIDE:

Lupe Lambers (TWIRL, NL)

https://soundcloud.com/lupe

Danny Taylor - A VILLAGE RAID (Dreamhouse NYC)

https://soundcloud.com/a-villageraid

Marquis de Shade (Real Housewives of Neukolln)

https://soundcloud.com/egardepe


Attend on RA! Link Below:
https://www.residentadvisor.net/events/1111794

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The OTHER Lab #12
Jun
15
to Jun 16

The OTHER Lab #12

No, not THAT Lab. The OTHER Lab, a space for performance art and experimentation hosted by the Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay! Marquis and Sabine bring you a selection of performers both new and experienced in Neukölln's infamous queer bar Café Futuro every other Friday.

The OTHER Lab encourages artists from various disciplines to experiment with the methods in which they engage performance in a safe space. Are you ready for your stage debut? Get in touch and we'll make it happen!

The show starts promptly at 2100, performances TBA.

Entry is €5 at the door.

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24 Hour Futuro Reopening
Jun
8
to Jun 9

24 Hour Futuro Reopening

Café Futuro is getting a makeover and we’re celebrating the grand reopening with 24 hours of music and performances. We’ll be showcasing all your favorite DJs and events at Futuro Saturday and Sunday. We’re also very pleased to announce that The OTHER Lab is moving to Fridays, along with the return of The Real Housewives Of Neukölln show!

At 2100 The OTHER Lab will present another wild performance revue, hosted by none other than the Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay.

At 2200 The Real Housewives Of Neukölln will take the stage, bringing you the absurdist trash drag performance cabaret you all know and love.

DJ Lineup TBA

Neukölln is in the midst of a Queer Renaissance and at the heart of it all is you. We want to say a huge thank you to all the guests, artists, staff, and organizers who’ve helped create the space Café Futuro is today through all your creativity, effort, and support.

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Studio 69
Jun
2
to Jun 3

Studio 69

🍹 STUDIO 69, a pansexual apéritif by Marquis de Shade 🍹

💋 The Marquis, of The Real Housewives Of Neukölln and The OTHER Lab fame, is turning 300 and what better way to celebrate than a kiki pre-party to kickoff a Cocktail D’Amore weekend at SOUNDS 💋

💃 For your aural pleasure YRZCK and the Marquis will be serving you 90s House, Disco, Balearic, and beyond. 💃

🎂 Get intimate all night with decadent revelry, hedonistic music, and PLENTY of birthday kake. 🎂

👯‍ Entry is €5 and the party ends just in time to cross the ufer, skip the queue, and after in the Griessmeuhle garten so don’t forget a costume change. 👯‍

🎶 SELECTORS 🎶

Marquis de Shade
https://soundcloud.com/egardepe/sets/mixes

YRZCK
https://soundcloud.com/yrzck

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Plastic - Tygapaw, Aérea Negrot, Mike Starr
May
25
to May 26

Plastic - Tygapaw, Aérea Negrot, Mike Starr

PLASTIC
A queer celebration of popculture

NerdPop: 

Lego
PSORIASIS
Olympics Bukkakis

House Floor: 

Aérea Negrot
Mikey Woodbridge
Mike Starr

Doing The Most by Black Crackers: 

Tygapaw, 
DDVRKK
LINNÉA, 
Illsyll, 
Sara Fumaca b2b FORESTA (No Shadow) 

Show by Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls : Mr. Stellar, Antina Christ, Tyra May Sue

Performance: Cheryl's Singalong Toilet

PLASTIC Actions: 

Free Shots: Esbjork Exstellar & Santana
Artwork by Benedikt Rugar http://www.benediktrugar.com/ & Design Diego Scaro
Photography by Matthias Hamann


Partykids, this is your time. With PLASTIC, a new series of events moved into the hallowed halls of the SchwuZ ', which unites and celebrates with 3 Floors Fashion, extravagance, ecstasy and creativity. PLASTIC brings diverse communities together and dedicates itself to the exciting world of popular music. PLASTIC is home to passionate music fans of pop culture, at the interface between art and pop. PLASTIC is all about now, delivers exciting drag shows every month and brings you the acts to Neukölln that are currently inspiring the blogs. Also on board is music producer and artist black cracker, who will be curating the Doing The Most Floor every month. PLASTIC is your artpop party, right on the pulse of time. Life in plastic, it's fantastic. 

Admission: 8 euros before midnight / 11 euros after midnight

More info about PLASTIC and future events: 
https://www.facebook.com/Plastic-873606762793808/


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Show: Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls

Gieza Poke, Scotland's premier power-top, butch-lesbian drag-queen, is here to bring you monthly hand-picked selection of the best and most exciting performers of the Berlin drag scene. 
Fierce lipsynchs! Jaw-dropping dancing! Performance art that will leave you questioning the very nature of your being! Our shows feature some, all, or none of the above but are guaranteed to leave to wanting more! 

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Chicks on Speed. On Speed: Chicks flying for 20 years
May
10
8:00 PM20:00

Chicks on Speed. On Speed: Chicks flying for 20 years

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It's been around 20 years since Alex Murray-Leslie and Melissa Logan founded the art collective Chicks on Speed n 1997 in the backyard of the Academy of Fine Arts in Munich. Since then, they have been experimenting with the intermediate worlds of design and electropop. In the context of art, they like to play on topics such as commercialization and mass production, and continually push their creative language into new frontiers. Chicks on Speed ave collaborated with artists such as Douglas Gordon, Francesca von Habsburg, Yoko Ono, Karl Lagerfeld, Anat Ben David and Peter Weibel. They have published books, lectured regularly, and appear at global festivals and at well-known museums and galleries such as the Center Pompidou, the Venice Biennale, and the MoMA in New York. To celebrate the anniversary,

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About 20 years ago, Alex Murray-Leslie and Melissa Logan formed the art collective Chicks on Speed n the courtyard of the Academy of Fine Arts Munich. From then on, they have been experimenting with the interstices of design and electropop, frequently touching upon themes like commercialization and mass production and continuously expanding the limits of their creative language. Chicks on Speed as already collaborated with the likes of Douglas Gordon, Francesca von Habsburg, Yoko Ono, Karl Lagerfeld, Anat Ben David and Peter Weibel. They have published books, regularly giving talks at international festivals and in well-known museums and galleries, as well as the Center Pompidou, Venice Biennial or MoMA in New York. Celebrating their anniversary, they want to present their unique mix of new media,

https://www.volksbuehne.berlin/de/programm/4032/on-speed-chicks-flying-for-20-years

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A Very Housewives May Day Pop-Up Show
Apr
30
8:30 PM20:30

A Very Housewives May Day Pop-Up Show

SURPRISE! In honor of workers around the world, The Real Housewives of Neukölln are throwing a little May Day bash at Luzia! Come join us Monday night to ring in the holiday with a drink or five as we treat you to a selection of songs that will get you nice and sprung for spring! 

MONDAY NIGHT! Doors from 20:30, show starts promptly at 21:00! 

A VERY HOUSEWIVES MAY DAY POP UP SHOW will star:

Cheryl Offoffoff-Broadway
Collapsella
Marquis de Shade
Viagra Falls
Ida Entity

and EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST STAR, the Soviet Siren herself, Madame Cher Nobyl!! 

Come join us and cast out our cruel capitalist overlords! Workers of the world, unite!

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Plastic x DTM by Black Cracker x Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls
Apr
27
to Apr 29

Plastic x DTM by Black Cracker x Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls

PLASTIC
A queer celebration of popculture

NerdPop: 

Bambi Mercury
Lego
Berlin Disaster

Berlin Bruisers House-Floor: 

Sweetpee aka Sahlstrom
DJ City
Ady Toledano

Doing The Most by Black Cracker: 

Preller
Luke Isaac
Caramel Mafia
Black Cracker

Show by Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls: Allucard, Cheryl & Lola Rose

Performance: Cheryl's Singalong Toilet

PLASTIC Actions:

Free Shots: Cupcake and Esbjork Exstellar
Artwork by Nicola Napoli http://www.nicolanapoli.com/
Photography by Matthias Hamann


Partykids, das ist eure Zeit. Mit PLASTIC zog eine neue Eventreihe in die heiligen Hallen des SchwuZ‘, die auf 3 Floors Fashion, Extravaganz, Extase und Kreativität vereint und mit euch feiert. PLASTIC bringt diverse Communities zusammen und widmet sich der aufregenden Welt der populären Musik. PLASTIC ist ein Zuhause für leidenschaftliche Musikfans der Popkultur auf der Schnittstelle zwischen Kunst und Pop. PLASTIC ist all about now, liefert monatlich aufregende Dragshows und holt euch die Acts nach Neukölln, die aktuell die Blogs begeistern. Ebenfalls ist Musikproduzent und Künstler black cracker an Bord, welcher monatlich den Doing The Most Floor kuratieren wird. PLASTIC ist eure Artpop-Party, direkt am Puls der Zeit. Life in plastic, it‘s fantastic.

Eintritt: 8 Euro vor Mitternacht / 11 Euro nach Mitternacht

More infos about PLASTIC and future events:
https://www.facebook.com/Plastic-873606762793808/


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Show: Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls

Gieza Poke, Scotland's premier power-top, butch-lesbian drag-queen, is here to bring you monthly her hand-picked selection of the best and most-exciting performers of the Berlin drag scene.
Fierce lipsynchs! Jaw-dropping Dancing! Performance art that will leave you questioning the very nature of your being! Our shows feature some, all, or none of the above but are guaranteed to leave to wanting more!

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Polymorphia - the rubbleTun night!
Apr
21
6:30 PM18:30

Polymorphia - the rubbleTun night!

Bumsfallera - the tunics are shattered! 

The political pleasure drop of the travesty again climbs out of its ghastly beautiful canals to the SchwuZ surface: Polymorphia - the ruins of the night-time pours full of joy into the spray fountain of the Tuntigkeit! 

Even more exaggerated and sharper than this announcement text can truly be only the Festival of Tuntigkeit itself! At 6.30 pm the hostessPatsy l'Amour laLove opens her doors, at 7 pm we give a lecture by Fatma Kar and at 21 o'clock wild thieves get lost in the gigantic show stage! 

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18.30 clock: 
The doors open! 

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19.00: 
Discrimination instead of liberation for all? 
Lecture by Fatma Kar

In dead ends you can also turn. If you take a look into the antiracist and queer feminist left, you become uncertain whether this turnaround is even desired. Can only talk who is affected? Are "white and male" the glorified evil? Why should not "privileges" as reproaches and accusations of racism also be questioned? 
In the lecture, the current discourse in the activism against discrimination and perpetrator-victim dynamics is tackled. Instead of being afraid of each other, ways should be ventured out of a political dead end. 
Fatma Kar lives in Berlin, formerly active in anti-racist structures and refrains from self-positioning today.

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21.00 clock: BIG TUNTENSHOW! 
The following are: 
~ the Hostsee Patsy l'Amour laLove
Luxuria Rosenburg (known as Naturgeilpraktikerin Dr. Ute Langerüb) 
~ The AlDis
Kaey
Tulita Coke and the Tuntische Einheitsfront
~ Kaspar Kamäleon
Collapsella
Sanda Fatima Sea Patina
~ The Bahamas
Transophonix
~ Prens Emrah
Edith Schröder
Tima the Divine
~ Cara Vaggio
~ Tilda Schindluder & Nadja Abfuck Del Rag
~ Les Spermaphrodites
~ The witty ballet trio Freeze,Berta from Bad Plack & Fabienne du Neckar

The fabulous star photographer Dragan Simicevic Visual Arts ! Maximilian Pilling keeps us all cinematic! As ever since the beginning of the Polymorphia, the unspeakable SchwuZ-Tunte USCHI ( Ingo ) pours on the technique - the whole debris -tune- night! And at the TuntenbuffetFlatter Lenzia , Doris Belmont and Sharleen Voyage are to collect donations for offers of gay counseling for refugees! 

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23.00 clock: Kiezdisko!
At 23 o'clock we dance in to Edith Schröder's hot @KIEZDISKO - the internationally well-known and occasionally also popular Polymorphia-DJ-star Polly Puller plays there as well as pop music! 

Kussi, 
your godfather. 


With the kind support of Jungle World ♥ 

www.polymorphia.de
www.schwuz.de

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The OTHER Lab #11
Apr
18
to Apr 19

The OTHER Lab #11

No, not THAT Lab. The OTHER Lab, a space for performance art and experimentation hosted by the Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay! Every other Wednesday The Real Housewives Of Neukölln's own Marquis and Sabine bring you a selection of performers both new and experienced in Neukölln's infamous queer bar Café Futuro.

The OTHER Lab encourages artists from various disciplines to experiment with the methods in which they engage performance in a safe space. Are you ready for your stage debut? Get in touch and we'll make it happen!

This week we're proud to have Cheryl Offoffoff-Broadway and Collapsella filling in for Marquis and Sabine. The show starts promptly at 2100 with performances by:

Starfruit Powerhouse
Indigo Ode Boujon
Orion Dahling
Patty Kim

€3-5 Suggested Donation at the door.

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Collapsella - Kunstwerk - Film Premiere
Apr
11
to Apr 12

Collapsella - Kunstwerk - Film Premiere

Post gender artist COLLAPSELLA premieres it's new short film KUNSTWERK. The short film directed by Fábio M Silva is a companion piece to the conceptual EP with the same name released in late 2017 as a mixed media painting. 
[ the limited edition EP/Painting will be available for sale at the event ]

DOORS at 21:00 // SCREENING at 21:30 // DAN SANISKI b2b FÁBIO M SILVA DJ SET at 22:00

"Born in 1873 in San Marino, COLLAPSELLA has since travelled the world as the most successful completely unknown supermodel of all times. Since it's based in Berlin, it co-founded the performance collective THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEUKÖLLN, started a conceptual guerrilla dancefloor entitled COLLAPSELLA'S TOILET ROOM, DJs regularly as SUPERSTAR KUNST DJ COLLAPSELLA, released two EPs and prolifically writes songs and performance pieces about hedonism and gender identity. Collapsella's preferred pronoun is it.

[Collapsella is a character by multidisciplinary artist Fábio M Silva and any resemblance to a real person is probably not coincidental]"

FOLLOW COLLAPSELLA:

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/collapsella/
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/weareallcollapsella/
Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/collapsella
Mixcloud https://mixcloud.com/collapsella

buy KUNSTWERK EP https://goo.gl/wx3yM4
buy PROGRESSIVE EP https://goo.gl/K9Kbcs

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The OTHER Lab #10
Apr
4
to Apr 5

The OTHER Lab #10

No, not THAT Lab. The OTHER Lab, a space for performance art and experimentation hosted by the Marquis de Shade and Sabine Jay! Every other Wednesday The Real Housewives Of Neukölln's own Marquis and Sabine bring you a selection of performers both new and experienced in Neukölln's infamous queer bar Café Futuro.

The OTHER Lab encourages artists from various disciplines to experiment with the methods in which they engage performance in a safe space. Are you ready for your stage debut? Get in touch and we'll make it happen!

The show starts promptly at 2100, performances TBA!

€3-5 Suggested Donation at the door.

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Rush #4
Mar
31
to Apr 1

Rush #4

It’s a deep breath, then a rush. Your head spins with delight for just a minute or two, then calm, then another. Each breath takes your deeper. One big hit after another loosens you up and makes you ready for anything. Start your night at Café Futuro getting loosened up with RUSH and see what opens for you.

This month we have a special electro lineup: The Babadouche and Bebop! 

The Babadouche is Berlin’s spookiest drag queen. She is a fan of all things synth. She plays a mix of retro and contemporary goth, synthpop, futurepop, electro, EBM, Italo, Hi-NRG, and all crosses of those prefixes and suffixes.
https://soundcloud.com/babadouche/the-babadouche-rush-2017-11-11 

Bebop threw the wild ATOMIC party in Rome for many years and is now making her Berlin DJ debut! You've seen his fashions on Sabine Jay and heard her productions at the OTHER lab, now see the wicked electro he spins. It'll loosen you up for a wild night!
https://soundcloud.com/bebopbangerpumper/bebop-bang-bang-04-mixtape

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Condensation #1
Mar
30
to Mar 31

Condensation #1

Condensation is: water coalescing on water bottles, toilets, windows, or hot, sweaty human bodies (Yes).

It's also: a new party at a club that used to be a famous cruising toilet. It's underground in the middle of the Yorckstrasse at Mehringdamm. (YES). 

It's also: a queer party space welcoming all types of bodies. We all sweat when we're together, regardless of our gender.

Performances by:

• Olympia Bukkakis
• Viagra Falls
• The Babadouche
(YES YES)

Techno and Other Delights by: 

• Secret Guest [Same Bitches] 
- ;)

• Superstar Kunst DJ Collapsella [Housewives Of Neukölln] 
https://soundcloud.com/collapsella

• The Babadouche [Heaven's Gayte, Condensation]
https://soundcloud.com/babadouche

• Uri [Futurisms, Condensation]
mixcloud.com/hamster/

(Oh, yes, yes, yes)

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Plastic w/ Swan Meat & Ena Lind
Mar
30
to Mar 31

Plastic w/ Swan Meat & Ena Lind

PLASTIC
A queer celebration of popculture

PopFactory: 

Exildiscount
Olympia Bukkakis
Simon Dömer

House: 

Ena Lind
Mikey Woodbridge
Samuel Gieben

Doing The Most by Black Cracker: 

Swan Meat
ASHUS
ISLA sistema
GIRRRLZ

Show: Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls featuring Victoria Bacon, ReveRso and herself

Performance: Cheryl's Singalong Toilet

PLASTIC Actions:

Free Shots: Esbjork Exstellar, PSORIASIS
Artwork by Nicola Napoli www.nicolanapoli.com
Club Visuals by León Allez
Photography by Matthias Hamann


Partykids, das ist eure Zeit. Mit PLASTIC zog eine neue Eventreihe in die heiligen Hallen des SchwuZ‘, die auf 3 Floors Fashion, Extravaganz, Extase und Kreativität vereint und mit euch feiert. PLASTIC bringt diverse Communities zusammen und widmet sich der aufregenden Welt der populären Musik. PLASTIC ist ein Zuhause für leidenschaftliche Musikfans der Popkultur auf der Schnittstelle zwischen Kunst und Pop. PLASTIC ist all about now, liefert monatlich aufregende Dragshows und holt euch die Acts nach Neukölln, die aktuell die Blogs begeistern. Ebenfalls ist Musikproduzent und Künstler black cracker an Bord, welcher monatlich den Doing The Most Floor kuratieren wird. PLASTIC ist eure Artpop-Party, direkt am Puls der Zeit. Life in plastic, it‘s fantastic.

Eintritt: 8 Euro vor Mitternacht / 11 Euro nach Mitternacht

More infos about PLASTIC and future events:
https://www.facebook.com/Plastic-873606762793808/


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Show: Gieza Poke's Rubber Dolls

Gieza Poke, Scotland's premier power-top, butch-lesbian drag-queen, is here to bring you monthly her hand-picked selection of the best and most-exciting performers of the Berlin drag scene.
Fierce lipsynchs! Jaw-dropping Dancing! Performance art that will leave you questioning the very nature of your being! Our shows feature some, all, or none of the above but are guaranteed to leave to wanting more!

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